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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing.
If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if fkn want me to reciprocate.
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Even if it's just to break teext ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling. Especially if your hookup buddy is pretty witty themselves.
I've found the funnier people are, the more likely it is that humor is what turns them on, too. So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them.
Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started. Offer them a trade instead. Nic Cage picks for his dick pics.
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Hold my beer. Show Them What A Sex Monster You Are Ened they say they want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, let them know you definitely can go beast mode in the boudoir.
But like, a literal beast. Of the sea I'm talking about a kraken.
Yeah, unleash the beast. Not Sure What To Say? All that water.
Mmmhmmm, It's like a faucet. Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie. Hey, they asked for it, right?
Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Are you as turned on as I am right now?
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